Charlamagne Rap

Some raps written in the voice of the medieval Charlemagne, King of the Franks.

Peppin

They ask if he always reppin'
Stupid question
What else can da man do,
His Dad be Pepin!

Slung Low

Borin' day at court
Everybody be frontin'
Sittin' on the throne with his crown slung low
Just sippin' on some champagne
Tryin' to maintain
Old dude droning 'bout politics
All Charlamizzle want to do is kiss

A couple fresh honeys finally arrive
One catches his eye, she look so fly
Silence 'em all with a wave of his wrist
Steward, get that girl over here quick
She leans in close, blushin' like a rose
Even a King gotta whisper, his voice real low,
"Let's ditch all these material things
Just you, me, and my private spring."

Boyz

Charlamizzle to his boyz
He always keep it real
Sippin' on champagne
Just tryin' to maintain

Vatican Relations

Messenger to his Roman pal
"Leo my man,
On my way to get a tan,
Can I stop by your crib,
the Vatican?"